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1. “I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.” – Mitch Hedberg

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2. “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the war room.” – Merkin

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3. “Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That’s for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.” – David Letterman

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4. “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” – Jack Handey

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5. “I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner

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6. “When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.” – Erma Bombeck

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7. “I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” – Phyllis Diller

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8. “Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.” – Ellen DeGeneres

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9. “The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.” – Clairee Belcher

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10. “I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.” – Anonymous

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